DMC needs a gamepad ?!

Aww man...I just installed DMC 3 for the PC...( I don't have a PS2..and my parents won't lemme buy one)...Anyways..I found out that the game allows you to use a keyboard to play..the controls are a bit weird...I can manage..But most of the attacks require the use of the analog stick...Unfortunately..The game doesn't have an analog stick configuration built in..It seems that I need to plug in joystick to play properly >_<...Worst of friggin all..Even if I do get the joystick..There's still more crap to configure before the left analog stick even responds.....Me sadd... :(