Females...*Sighs*

Most, if not all of the humans in the "XX" clan hold control over most of us in the "XY" clan. As it is, they seem to be able to affect us on almost every level. Those of us pre-puberty have some immunity from them, but we of post-puberty have weak defences. Nay, we have no defence. How many times have we seen our own clan members fall into the web of an XX, thereby totally forgetting about their own kind ? How many times have we heard the (Feeble) excuse, "I'm sorry, I can't come out. She wants me to go shopping with her "? The gods of gaming and drinking-at-mamak-stalls are not appeased.

Yet, we are inexplicably drawn to the XX clan, these girls (or women). What is it about them that thoroughly fascinates us ? What quality of them deprives us of our sleep ? Which part of their anatomy ...You get what I mean. What is it in the way their eyes sparkle that draws us to stare into them endlessly ? Why do their hair wave so that we are unable to will our gazes away from them ? !

In all seriousness, what power do these females have over us ? We're the ones who play rough. We were the first to the moon. We made fire, didn't we ? So why do we painstakingly strive to excel at the game called "Courtship" ? Why do our hearts hurt when we see a certain XX getting friendly with another of our own clan ? I have no answer.

The fact is, no matter how strongly we deny it, we men are drawn to women. Setting aside the fact that we do have to eventually copulate so as to repopulate the Earth, we men also liked to talk cute. We (...a small portion of us ..?) do enjoy shopping. We appreciate being able to bare all our emotions to a person. Huggles and cuddles do warm our usually hard and stoic hearts.

We must be our own master. So what if the girl you like fancies someone else ? You move on then. Yo do not pine for her. You do not lament your loss. You will, however, most likely blame yourself for not making the first move. In that respect, we have only ourselves to blame. "I'm scared she might reject me" is not a suitable excuse. If you do not want to be hurt, you must not allow yourself to be emotional. On the same token, to be happy, one must also experience sadness. To win some, you have to lose some. Does the prospect of happiness with the female you like outweigh the cold, sharp stab of a refusal ? You be the judge.

Long have we been like a servant to women. We're supposed to be at their side the very second they call. Their every whim has to be fulfilled by us. We're expected to be psychic and be able to know what's going on in their mind. When we're slightly upset at them, they know it, and they get even more upset because of the fact that we're upset at them, putting the blame on us. Don't even consider asking a female to describe her problems to you. She'll most probably say, "You wouldn't understand.". Just leave it. It's like squeezing blood from a stone.

The more unlucky of us faithfully treat an XX well, and yet, they seem not to notice (seem...heh). Supposedly, they think that all Members of clan XY walk them to their cars, treat them to dinners and shower them with gifts. Also, do you not recall them lamenting that we are not 'sensitive' enough ? That we don't 'remember the small things" ? I'm here to say that we XY's do notice the small things. Unfortunately, what we do remember , usually , you don't, or could care less about.

I have many more opinions..none of them which are totally agreed on. I will refrain from voicing my view any further since I fear for my life.

I bid you adieu.