SPM is Over (For me ) MWAHAHAHAH

Oh gawds yes ! =P If you're wondering why I didn't post yesterday, it's because I had to finish the post about Women I had been drafting for a while..

But it's all over now...Ironic that Biology was the hardest amongst all the subjects I took O_o.... I wanted to talk to her but she left early...So I guess that's it , eh ?

We finished at 3.30 pm. I decided to go home..but they wanted to go to the Cyber Cafe..and go we did =P. Lots 'o CS..then some left and we played our own games. Eventually, we all left the computers and went home.

Going to Jusco this Friday to buy some swimming shorts.

(*Sighs*..why did she leave so early...)

Females...*Sighs*

Most, if not all of the humans in the "XX" clan hold control over most of us in the "XY" clan. As it is, they seem to be able to affect us on almost every level. Those of us pre-puberty have some immunity from them, but we of post-puberty have weak defences. Nay, we have no defence. How many times have we seen our own clan members fall into the web of an XX, thereby totally forgetting about their own kind ? How many times have we heard the (Feeble) excuse, "I'm sorry, I can't come out. She wants me to go shopping with her "? The gods of gaming and drinking-at-mamak-stalls are not appeased.

Yet, we are inexplicably drawn to the XX clan, these girls (or women). What is it about them that thoroughly fascinates us ? What quality of them deprives us of our sleep ? Which part of their anatomy ...You get what I mean. What is it in the way their eyes sparkle that draws us to stare into them endlessly ? Why do their hair wave so that we are unable to will our gazes away from them ? !

In all seriousness, what power do these females have over us ? We're the ones who play rough. We were the first to the moon. We made fire, didn't we ? So why do we painstakingly strive to excel at the game called "Courtship" ? Why do our hearts hurt when we see a certain XX getting friendly with another of our own clan ? I have no answer.

The fact is, no matter how strongly we deny it, we men are drawn to women. Setting aside the fact that we do have to eventually copulate so as to repopulate the Earth, we men also liked to talk cute. We (...a small portion of us ..?) do enjoy shopping. We appreciate being able to bare all our emotions to a person. Huggles and cuddles do warm our usually hard and stoic hearts.

We must be our own master. So what if the girl you like fancies someone else ? You move on then. Yo do not pine for her. You do not lament your loss. You will, however, most likely blame yourself for not making the first move. In that respect, we have only ourselves to blame. "I'm scared she might reject me" is not a suitable excuse. If you do not want to be hurt, you must not allow yourself to be emotional. On the same token, to be happy, one must also experience sadness. To win some, you have to lose some. Does the prospect of happiness with the female you like outweigh the cold, sharp stab of a refusal ? You be the judge.

Long have we been like a servant to women. We're supposed to be at their side the very second they call. Their every whim has to be fulfilled by us. We're expected to be psychic and be able to know what's going on in their mind. When we're slightly upset at them, they know it, and they get even more upset because of the fact that we're upset at them, putting the blame on us. Don't even consider asking a female to describe her problems to you. She'll most probably say, "You wouldn't understand.". Just leave it. It's like squeezing blood from a stone.

The more unlucky of us faithfully treat an XX well, and yet, they seem not to notice (seem...heh). Supposedly, they think that all Members of clan XY walk them to their cars, treat them to dinners and shower them with gifts. Also, do you not recall them lamenting that we are not 'sensitive' enough ? That we don't 'remember the small things" ? I'm here to say that we XY's do notice the small things. Unfortunately, what we do remember , usually , you don't, or could care less about.

I have many more opinions..none of them which are totally agreed on. I will refrain from voicing my view any further since I fear for my life.

I bid you adieu.

Weak gums

Eh heh..today's exam timetable were absurd..Add maths 1 from 8 to 10 am..then the second paper at 2 till 4.30 pm..Stupid really..In between, a group of us went for some food..after that..we all *Decided* to go to a Cyber cafe..but they wouldn't let us in..so God saved us I guess =)..And about add maths...Man... Very unexpected..all the questions I dreaded didn't come out =P..But still..I wish I could have done better..

Back to the title...have I ever told about how my gums are extremely weak ? I mean seriously, I bleed from the gums easily. For example, during exams, after finishing some tough questions, I can barely feel my mouth..and when I do.. I can taste blood O_O. The other time, in a game of truth or dare, someone dared me to give a girl a hickey..I didn't know how so they told me to do it to my hand first...I did try..After sucking on my skin for 10 seconds, I had blood on my skin O_o

Another time, a girl threw an eraser at me. Hit my teeth. And I started bleeding..(She's a beautiful girl though, so I don't mind XD).

Gawds...I'm girley...

Good luck to me for the last 4 subjects =)

No SLeeeep AGain!! O_O

Okay..this time I really scared myself sleepless =P

I watched The Grudge 2 yesternight. I know most of you macho men out there are probably thinking "You Wuss..that's about as scary as watching 2 kitties play with a string."..But yeah..I guess I'm scared easily. I couldn't sleep the whole night..I can confidently say that I fell asleep at 7 am. And woke up at 9.30 am. Cause I had tuition at 10 am. ..*sobs*.

Tonight..I sleep after having liquor..Seriously...not enough sleep 2 days in a row..I'm gonna become a zombie meself.

No schleeeepppp O_O

I watched Resident Evil : Extinction yesterday..It was great..the movie could have been longer though...Ali Larter is hot..But Jovovich is hotter =P. The way the final dude died wasn't exciting enough too...

? What SPM ?

And I couldn't sleep yesterday O_O...I went up at about midnight...read some comics..Then I _tried_ to sleep..But I just couldn't...Maybe it might have something to do with me sleeping at 3pm to 7.30pm yesterday..but seriously..I tossed and turned..I changed positions..I stretched...No matter what I did..I just-couldn't-fall-asleep..Heck..I even tried counting sheep..I gave up after 10 -_-||. I also tried lucid dreaming..(whatever that is =P ) and it didn't work either..so when 6 am came and my parents woke up..I was still awake...I think I only fell asleep at 8am ...then woke up at about 9. I had to go out to Peng Hwa with my sister because she was buying a Jay Chou album from a member on Lowyat.Net. She lost our bet..because I said the seller would be a dude while she said that the seller would be a girl....I won mwahahaha..Free "Barli Panas" for me =)

Cyas ^^

Happy Deepavali

I should have posted at midnight..But I forgot what I was doing...Oh yeah..I remember now..I was in my room _trying_ to revise History..Didn't work....Leonardo's that guy who sunk with the Titanic right ?

Anyway..There's a few days left until I take my History paper...I'm friggin worried..up to the last 2 chapters in Form 4...Never touched Form 5 yet....me so dead >_<

Going out in a bit to my father's friend's house for some festive spirit ..

So Cyas =)

SMS Language

I've ranted about this before..And by gawd..I'm gonna do it again.

Ever sms your friends with a message along the lines of:

"Heya. How ya been doing ? Since it's the holidays and all, I was wondering if you might be free to go out and have lunch and watch a movie?"

Note the words used. Although the words are simple, at least they convey the message that the person smsing is at least human.

Now..have you ever seen this kind of reply?
"Hi sryy cnt go bb"

Do you see ?!?!?...Why can't you people put some effort into messaging ? I know it's called Short Message Service..But come On! You're wasting a lot of space. Furthermore, (to me anyways) whenever people give short replies, it seems like you don't care about the sender. The least you could do is reply back "Hello. I'm so sorry but I can't go. See you later."

Punctuation..ah..yes..that's what these kind of people seldom use too..Proper punctuation is important. When my friends sms me, I usually make some effort to reply them back as I usually would even if I'm busy defusing a bomb in CS. I've tried to sms it the "short" way..and my friend asked me if I was drunk.

One of the problems I face though..is that when someone smses me using the "short" way..I dunno how to reply them. At first, I reply to them in my oft-used way...but they reply back in their bloody annoying "short" way....My long words of communication are reduced back to a 5 word reply..And I get very frustrated..till now..I still have no idea what to do when a "short" sms comes my way.

Another kind of language I've encountered is the Short (But not necessarily) and Sweet language. Usually seen on IMing clients. For Example, as soon as someone opens up a chat window with you, they go:
"hi hw r u"

Normal people would reply:
"Hello. I'm fine. How are you doing ?"

But noooooooooooooooooooooo....people nowadays answer like so:
"Fine lor..hahax~~..how you ah?"

..What's with the x ? What's with the tildes ?? What's with me !?!

Why can't you people just type the word out fully..Is that so hard ? But usually..I put some nice background images in the window when I'm chatting to people like this..makes my mood better XD

I'm out of rants for now..about this topic anyways..Really grasping at straws here...so Cyas.

Next time : Emoticons ..=P

(This entire post was fueled by studies induced stress. As a matter of fact, I fully condone the use of short form words. I love them. They strain my eyes less. I even have fun piecing in the missing letters and making different words. So there..Don't kill me if you are offended by my post, Assuming you read it =D )

Few more days left

Agh..Few more days left..I've only been trying to revise Sejarah. Got tips from the "Pizza Hut" Seminar, Loga's seminar and some from my friend. After comparing, I see some recurring chapters. Gonna focus on that.

I went to school today. Since it was the last day for Form 5's and all. It was a _waste_ of time. Seriously. I mean..the 4 songs we had to sing today were fugged up. The slowed down the tempo. So everything was dragged out O_O. Then the Form 3's started hosting the perhimpunan. They had performances and a sketch show. I don't mean to be mean (Heh)..But I came to listen to some talks..or maybe look at girls (Fine..I came to look at girls..She didn't come today..so what..It's just wishful thinking)....

After the show, perhimpunan officially ended. The Form 5's were supposed to go to the Hall Of Fame for a talk on Biology. Or so I heard. We all just sat there till recess because nobody BLOODY showed up. I decided there and then to go back home. I had some food during recess, waited a bit till after 11.20am..and walked out. =)

That's about it I guess. Good luck all y'all ^^

PS New song by 阿杜. It's called 差一点 or translated (by my poor skills), "Nearly". And I love it =P

Eh heh heh >_<

Well..what's good is good enough while the term better begets different definitions from other people....so I'm sticking with this old layout for the time being..added cbox to the right for those who want to spam it with links to sites featuring "men fixing women's backs".

I haven't even changed to the new blogger template system yet..lazy to customize again =P

*PS Falling snow now...It being winter and all...(Not here of course XD). Maybe one day I'll get a background image with snow..Gawds I love snow =)*

A few more days >_<

Omigosh...I haven't updated in ages..I feel so guilty...

Well..I can't say much..I mean..I haven't been able to revise much all this time..The only revision book I've touched so far is a book on Chemistry..and even then I've only finished a chapter...I'm doomed. Going to school all this time was also a waste of time. I only went to finish the table tennis competition..( I got top 3 =D )..

Wednesday was "Hari Jamuan Sekolah" as I like to call it heh. Usually, the school lets us have year end parties in our respective classes. We would then go around to the other classes, chatting with some friends and stealing some food. This year, however, they decided to make it so that each form had their class party in the same place. So..the form 1s and 2s had theirs on the tarmac...the form 3s and 4s had theirs either near the McD chairs or near the canteen. We (as in we, the Form 5s, the seniors, the old perverts (which I certainly am not related to), take your pick) had ours in the Hall of Fame. We got caterers...that's right mwahahha..The Young Ones bought or brought their own food and set em up on our school tables with that horrible colour. We, had our food put inside those thingeys ( I don't know what you call them..I suck at English) you find at buffets and placed on tables covered with red cloth. RED CLOTH!!...We had nasi briyani, kuey teow, ayam rendang, vegetables, ayam laksa, popiah, fish fingers, french fries and nuggest. I'm getting hungry all of a sudden O_O. Anyways, some of us had to stand by the tables and serve the other dudes for fear of some who would take too much. I served the Asam laksa table...and I never even got to eat a bowl of Asam Laksa *weeps*.

(New paragraph...so..y'know..you don't strain your eyes too much =D) After the Asam Laksa noodles were finished, I finally got to eat, heh heh. Some rice, kuey teow, 2 pieces of chicken was what I had. I then ventured to the ABC table..the had that machine that was supposed to break the ice. I say "Supposed to" because it was fuggin not functioning. All we had was an icebox full of ice as big as an average thumb. Some of the guys resorted to placing some ice in a bowl, getting another bowl to cover it, and then shaking the thing like ..uh.....well...they shook it hard. I resorted to doing the same thing..boy did my head hurt O_O... They also didn't supply us with a can opener. All they gave was a long thingey with a sharp point at the end. When I wanted to open a new can of corn, I stabbed the middle of the can..I dunno why but I stabbed through the bloody can and made a hole at the bottom side of it. Only then did the caterer come and open the can for me. Still, I never got around to making a good bowl of ABC. There weren't many ingredients left. The jelly was almost finished, the kidney beans were gone, yeah I had sweet corn..but no syrup..well..black syrup..the red syrup was gone. I went with condensed milk. I don't know how much I put..but it was a lot..Never finished my bowl. Gave up after drinking in a quarter. Then went back to class to get my books from the locker and went back home.

Forget the party, lemme rant about this tuition centre I go to.
"Pizza Hut" recently had a seminar. I joined this seminar. During the normal class seminars, they promoted their "Direct Ramalan" program which was supposed to discuss the answers provided to the questions given in the seminar. I didn't join that but my friend that. She reported that it was bollocks. Now, today, in the mail, I find a new letter by the "Hut". This time, it's for a "Last Minute Revision" program. This baby will be held about or day or two before the respective SPM subject and costs RM40 per subject. I would like to say this : "DAYUM YOU AND YOUR MONEY LAUNDERING WAYS!!". Thank you.

*You want an update ?!?! Oh I'll _give_ you an update*..I went for badminton with my dad and his friends yesterday at a place in Puchong. We only have a pair of court shoes between us so my dad got the court shoes and I had to wear normal shoes ..the horror. Needless to say, I twisted a toe XD. I also need to learn how to run. I can never get my legs to spread too far.....I must walk girly..time to change =)

Well that's what I have for now I guess. Seeya all...no wait..before that..would anyone like to go to a prom at the end of the year ? If any of you are remotely interested, please contact me. Thank you =P

*Lost one of the hairpins..I went to school yesterday to look for it..I couldn't find it....Maybe I should throw the second one away too...Might not matter to you..But it matters to me*