Saturday, December 30, 2006

So I was a bit...lazy..=P

I didn't post for 5 days..For 5 days..I didn't have to hit myself and think of stuff to write here....I could believe the Earthquake stuff affecting our lines actually.. (I choose to believe..because I don't do much stuff online anyways..I don't have Guild Wars..I'm too poor to play WoW...And most importantly..Streamyx couldn't beat a Snail in a race..)..And because of that..I didn't bother to post..Cause the papers said that the Malaysian bloggers were kinda irked because of the connection disruption....Well that's that..Nothing new here..No new news XD..I dunno where I'm gonna go watch the fireworks this year since they're constructing a new mall near here and they fenced off the big space..And that particular space was where I always watched the fireworks because..I don't want to go to Time Square or somewhere screaming my head off and spraying stuff all over everybody....Yea..Until then..Cyas..*prays Streamyx picks itself up soon*

Monday, December 25, 2006

I wash that sleepy ?

Heh..I went to sleep at around 4 am...Then at about 8..My mom asked me to go downstairs to lock the door while she went out..I'm not sure what I did..But in 2 minutes I was downstairs..I had locked the door and I was snoozing on the sofa..When my mom came back, I washed my face and plopped down and read the newspapers...I casually glanced around and then I saw it.....I had grabbed the air conditioner's remote control and came downstairs in a hurry when my mom called me..Oo

Merry Christmas =)

Yes!! AH AM HAMMERED!!..Lemme see...I had a glass of all the colours of Johnie Walker after I had some beer..ANd it FeeLS GooOoOoOoDDDDddD heh heh..

Anyways...My family and I went to the movies today..TGV KLCC...Yes..TGV still sucks..My sister only managed to book tickets at 1.30 am..the pages just kept showing errors before that..fug you TGV =) So yeah..the movie was gonna start at 11 am. Reserved tickets must be collected 45 minutes before screening. We left the house at 9.55 only to return at 10 cause we forgot something. So we officially left at 10. And we reached KLCC in 7 minutes. My dad tried to drift in a Waja. I can still feel the car sliding a bit.....Anyhoos..after getting the tickets, (My dad got them) we had some breakfast. Signatures is x-spen-sif......After some breakfast, we rocked into the cinema. Now ya see, I thought my sister had booked Night At The Museum...Cause really..that's 3 funnymen in 1 movie...I mean come on..The Great Robin Williams....So I was sitting there watching the commercials (Does anybody know what happened to the infomercial about having to turn off our phones ? I miss the mob boss)..When suddenly, I see Zhang Yimou's name....And then...I see cleavage ?!?!?!? (I have nothing against cleavage)...I looked at my sister and she said to me "..I booked Curse Of The Golden Flower...weren't you listening ?"..I guess I wasn't..So here is what I think of the movie..

..There's too much cleavage...I don't want to see your cleavage Oo..If I see it..I already know what it's like OO...But if you hide it..I can trick myself....I can imagine how it is..Heck..It might be better..but noooooo...You had to go expose yourselves...What would women's rights organisations say now ?? Anyways..Yeah..the whole thingey of this movie thang is like this..Chow Yun Fatt is the cool psychotic emperor..(D'you see his hair ? It..is awesome)..Gong Li is the empress..Then there's 3 sons..The first is from another women..the second..Gay Chou (Jay Chou..sorry..fingers ran outta control) was birthed from Gong Li and the third....who..I dunno who gave birth to him..=P..The supposedly dead other-woman (who gave birth to the eldest son...she's the imperial doctor's wife)..The imperial doctor who makes the crack...did I say crack ? I meant herbal medicine..And the imperial doctor's daughter....who secretly helps the Eldest Prince straighten his back pains..if you know what I mean.

It starts off with a scene inside the palace..And might I say....the background of the whole movie..Is way awesome....I'd like to live in that Imperial Inn..And also the place where the Imperial Doctor is sent to after he's promoted..a house like that between mountains...Fookin awesome I tell you...And the colours in the palace are just..amazing heh..Anyways oh yeah..The Emperor is coming back with the second prince..He sends forth some messengers telling his people to cancel the official greeting as he will be staying at the Imperial Inn and asks that the royal family visit him the next day..Inside the Inn we finally see Chow Yun Fatt..and he's still looking good..And we also see Jay Chou..with a moustache...And next comes (what I think) is the best part of the movie..the one-on-one between father and son..(because later..when the royal family fights against each other..there's too many people...sure..the director brought in 20k extras..So what ?

As the movies proceeds..we learn that the emperor is slowly poisoning the empress..we also learn that the emperor is a dirty,backstabbing but still cool fellow. Gay Chou is a filial son, and there was most likely a relationship between the empress and the eldest prince..I dunno if it's incest..cause she didn't give birth to him, and the third son knew about it all along...Near the climax..the Eldest tries to commit suicide..but he was too cowardly to actually kill himself..But the third son..being jealous cause his mother didn't wanna share the love kills him off anyways. Gay Chou decides to help his mother rebel against the emperor..the third son is killed by the emperor...The rebellion is curbed..And voila....Everyone that had a part in the rebellion died..cept for the Empress and the second son..The emperor says that he may spare the son..but only if he personally gives the empress her herbal medicine..Gay Chou couldn't live with himself and took the easy way out..He killed himself (And a collective "YES" is heard from the crowd)..The Empress who's nearly lost her mind (and also her boobs during most of the movie) hits at the imperial cup (made up by me)..We see that the herbal medicine was actually acid..it falls in the middle of the table..and yes..the movie's over..And the theme song plays..which is actually good..I love the song actually..Yes yes..I know it's from the gay dude..but it's good..so there...

So..in essence..we can summarize that the whole cause of the conflicts in the movie is caused by 1 thing only..Boobs...Not totally..but mostly..Lemme see if I can put it down....The Third Prince was jealous cause he coudn't have his mom's (Gong Li) boobs..So he killed the First Prince...The First Prince had a secret relationship with the Imperial Doctor's daughter..who by the way..shows a generous amount of cleavage throughout the movie..So yeah..The Crown Prince couldn't resist..so he succumbed heh heh....He also had a secret relationship with the Empress..Cause her boobs were way bigger than the I.D's daughters..The second prince (Gay Chou) didn't know whether to help his mother or his father...But in the end..he helped his mother. Why ? The emperor doesn't have boobs, does he ? Gong Li just had to use her boobs to her advantage....The strongest person in the movie is Chow Yun Fatt, The Emperor. Only he could resist The Curse Of The Golden Corset (from the newspapers). Why do you think he left the palace ? He got sick of Gong Li showing her boobies around..Why d'you think he wanted to kill the Empress ?? Cause he got fuggin sick of Gong Li strutting her stuff..Yes my friends...If it weren't for boobies..Zhang Yimou's film woulda flopped =)...All Hail Chow Yun Fatt!

As you can see..today..not unlike yesterday..I'm typing randomly..so do not..i repeat..do not kill me..that is all. Good Night..Merry Christmas..tell Santa I said Hi =D

Saturday, December 23, 2006

The Book Of Love

If you recognize this song, then you, my friend, should have already watched Shall We Dance. I watched it more for Richard Gere than J.Lo's butt. But (heh heh) seriously, is there really a book of love ? Still..like the song said, we're all always too young to know..(Except grandparents, grandparents are the exception. No matter what, your grandparents have read the book and they can recall anything from it whenever you ask). I'll be darned if I don't need the book now. Love is quite a stranger to me. In fact, it seems like I'm a hobo and love goes out of it way to avoid me. It'd rather jump off a building than face me.

(As you can see, I'm typing in random mode tonight, because really..I'm thinking too much about some other things..so..until some other time..Have a good one =) )

Thursday, December 21, 2006

I'm that old ? oO

H'lo folks. Long time no see. This will be a long one, since it IS the 50th post after all heh heh. Leave now, lest you hurt your eyes or fall asleep while reading this. Kent is smashed at the moment..All the long nights (he slept at round 3.30 - 4 am) and the early mornings (waking up at around 7 am to do his chores) has taken a toll on him. He can barely walk straight now. I'm here to give a recap on stuff =P

So yeah, the gathering happened more or less. At first, there was gonna be 6 people coming, all o' a sudden, extras were brought in, and there were 11 =P. I would like to take this opportunity and say " Bloody damn you TGV for not keeping your word...You said the online booking would be up by 15th of December..You Lied..Like all of them did...j00 LAIED!!!" Ahem.....However, with my ticket booking skillz (..I phoned and booked 11 seats..then I went online and booked about 13 tickets...TGV could be booked out by me in a few minutes =P), I was able to secure a whole row each for the movies Happy Feet and Wise Men Never Die. On that day full of laughs (provided by me) and kicks (provided _to_ me, by the girls), 2 people didn't show up, but my friend paid for 11 tickets. I didn't complain. We got the other people to pay Rm 2 extra for each ticket, heh heh. We decided to watch Wise Men Never Die. Everybody was at KLCC at around 1 pm. Since the movie only started at 2.30pm, we decided to hang around somewhere. A girl who arrived late needed some munchies, so we went to Dome for lunch. Well, she did and her cousin sister she brought did. We stayed outside. Until a security guard asked us to step away from the entrance, fearing that our mirthful laughs would disrupt the already partying professionals having lunch. After Dome, we walked to Starbucks. Sadly, too many people were smoking, and since there were only about 10 minutes left to the movie, we just bought some drinks from cold storage and popcorn and rocked into the cinema.

Another complaint, for TGV KLCC , they now offer online payment through credit card. As a result, priority is given to the 2 back rows of the cinema to those who are willing to pay online. That means, we can't book the back rows. I booked the third row. Upon entering, I found that the back 2 rows only had a few people, so I decided to have fun and steal a seats. Or should I say, I stole half a row. I was moving sideways like a crab haha. The movie had some twists though. Anyways, after the movie, we had tiramisu cake at The Coffee Bean. Walked around Suria KLCC, generally laughing and after snapping some pictures, we went our way. Thus ends another freaky, full-of-stress-when-organizing gathering =). I don't think we're gonna be seeing each other again, what with them being older than me by a year. Most of them anyways. Gatherings with the BC people are hard to organize. Too much compromise . But still, the times I've had at the BC were and always will be, awesome. (Not to mention that the hottest girls I've ever known are there)

A story from today.
I went to KL Plaza to fetch my sister from her tuition. Her class hadn't ended when I reached, so I went window shopping. While stopping outside one of the jewelery stores, the folks inside gave me some brochures and invited me to sit down and have a look. What the bloody hell ? I'm 16 (..or was that 6 ? ). I can't afford your stuff. For God's sake woman, don't ask me if I'm looking for a Christmas Eve present for my wife OO. Do I look like I have a wife ?? After that, I tried strolling by the watch shops. Thank god the people there didn't ask me to have a look. I think they charge money to have a closer look at their watches haha. Too expensive for me anyways. (Rolex and Patek Phillipe..waayyyyyyyy too expensive) I did consider asking a girl who was attending a stall for her phone number, but common sense prevailed. I look like a freaking monster, I'd be inviting her to slap me or something. Anyhoos, I didn't do anything stupid (So I slid down the railing of the stairs for one floor..Nobody was looking dammit!) and my sister and I reached home safely.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Bring teh box o' tissues on !

Right then..TV2 or 3..or 4 ..maybe it was TV 5 ? Just finished broadcasting Titanic earlier..I missed the whole thing..So tomorrow..I guess I'ma pop in the Titanic VCD I bought years ago..And watch the whole thing again..I'll cram homework in later =P

On another note..I don't need to watch horror movies to be scared...All I need are games like F.E.A.R and Doom 3..Play it at 1 am with a pair of good headphones and the lights turned off...I kept on glancing around me....A sudden movement made my eyes open wide OO...And the little sounds...Brr...scary....

On yet another note..I've been to the bookstore..I bought nearly all the textbooks..I said nearly =)..Add. Maths and P.J are missing from their stock..So I'll wait for later..Quite expensive this time ...I'm gonna be broke soon..

The final other note.....It's a fuggin great night tonight..There's no moon..but there's a good number of stars..Sometimes I wish I could turn all the streetlights out..Then I could get a good view of the night sky...Or mebbe when I'm older I'll move somewhere rural...Or fug..Maybe I'll move to a beach...A long strip of private beach..The front of the house faces the east..and the back faces the west..Sunrise..Sunset.....I'm dreaming again =P..

Nights all ^^

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

1 project down..loads to go..no will to finish em XD

Yee ahh!!..Finished the damned Bio project..I have no Idea why we had to do it in the first place..First pn. Mazuva said that there'd be no Paper 3 if there was a project and vice-versa..But then..omigosh..There's paper 3...And also a project..the fug...And how come A and B don't have to do it ? And for christ's sake woman..At least tell us that we were supposed to bring the frogs/toads/salamanders/lizards or something for the dissection..But nooo..All we did was watch the girls dissect em...(we said prayers of course..or something soothing for the frogs/toads..)...Then we got wind that that week was the last week for dissections..So...No more dissections after that..What is it with you ??!!..

Anyways..I still have crap loads of homework..Maths..The Physics project..the Physics Exercise book..B.M...am I missing anything ? I hope not....Well that's it then..I'm gonna go get me some answer sheets...(to check my answers of course XD )

Monday, December 11, 2006

Nando's....

Yeah...I had Nando's with my mother yesterday at Jusco Maluri...Didn't really stimulate my taste buds..I chose the Hot peri-peri option..Nothing really special..The extra hot peri-peri sauce on the table wasn't much either..Just spicy...Very little taste..stuff em..The best thing was the soup actually..Free refills XD..After that..Just hung out at MPH..browsed some Garfield books..And also (..This will make a bad impression indead)..A book about wanking..I forgot the title..I didn't know MPH had these books anyways =)...Something like "the little book of wanking truths" or something...I had a good read..and the jokes weren't bad =P..Course..If anyone sees this post..I am so dead..

Saturday, December 09, 2006

..Hey..I was just trying it out..

Never Date a Libra

Indecisive, flirtatious, and downright deceptive - your Libra will tell you what you want to hear.
Problem is they'll be telling *everyone* what they want to hear.

Instead try dating: Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, or Scorpio
What Sign Shouldn't You Date?


That's a result from a What Sign Shouldn't You Date? quiz..So it seems I should avoid Libra's.....Now that's a hard one..Cause..well......oh well XD

*Sarcastic Mode On*
But really..I would have never known that I shouldn't date Libra's through an effing test =P
*Sarcastic Mode Off*

But then again...I'm really quite safe...I'm never gonna get a date anyways =)

Gathering problems oO

Yeah..the freak(s) (the freak is me..all the others are somewhat normal) at the BC always have a problem organizing gatherings..It's a curse..It's been like that since I can remember..We ask the peeps out..and then follows the process of negotiation (only with the girls..the boys seldom have problems)...

Female A
Which days can you come ?
Which days can't you come ?
*jots down days available*

Female B
Which days can you come ?
Which days can't you come ?
*jots down days available*

You get what I mean..And mind you..They're just saying which days are available..There's no commitment of course...Last minute changes are frequent =)


.And it's always been KLCC oO..It's a mystery as to why we always end up in KLCC..The place doesn't offer much entertainment...Unless you're a couple..who's already working..and can afford the high-priced stuff there..I mean..okay...we watch a movie....then what ? Petrosains ? Reading everything in Kino Kuniya ? Bungee Jumping from the ceiling ?? Nothing I tell you..Short of telling everybody "Okay..everybody draw straws..There's 4 pairs of different colours..You will have to walk around the park with your partner the whole day.(holding hands of course..XD)..Even if he/she is the same gender as you.."..But I don't think they'd take kindly to my suggestion..After I said that we could book a buffet dinner at the Revolving Restaurant in KL Tower...*RM100++ per person..6 pm to 11 pm....did I mention the ++ ?*

So..the date is tentatively set at 20th of December..I expect more negotiations at night later too..And There's one small matter..I have tuition on that day...OO..I dunno how I'm gonna drag myself out of this...But we'll see =P

Thursday, December 07, 2006

It's not getting longer !!

I'm talking about my hair , of course XD (..you were thinking of something else ? oO..Badddd)..I haven't had a haircut in a bit..But my hair is still maintaining it's length..It's not getting a bit longer I think..By now..I woulda thought that the hair would at least be obstructing my eyesight and I'd have to use clips or mebbe put the fringe behind my ears OO ..But noooo..nothing's happening..I shaved earlier..so I don't mind not having a moustache and getting asked by promoters to sign up for a credit card .....Anyways..nights then =)

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Blehhh...

Yeah I know..I haven't posted in a bit....So I guess I should post something now..But since I can't really think of a good topic..I'll knock myself against the wall a few times first...A moment, if you please...

*Runs towards a wall and jumps head-first to it*

Ahhh HahHhhhHhhhHh.....ThAt's BeTtEr....oKaYy NoWw...LeMMee SeeEee Herree...

Yeah I know..I'm really out of ideas here heh heh...I guess I just wanna speak about some of the advice banks give..(..well..advice A.K.A ways to put money into their banks)...One of the points from a particular bank is that we start to apply "Compound Interest" to accumulate more money...Now I know what that means..It's their example that cheeses me off..Here's what I remember of it..

They say that if we put RM10 a day into the bank when we're 18 years old..By..(Forgot teh age) We'll be a millionaire..Rightey-o..RM10 a day..W00t..But there's something about that thing that bugged me..Some Books say we should put 1/3 of our monthly earnings into our savings account....While others (due to everything in Malaysia getting more expensive) suggest putting aside 10%..10 % percent..an acceptable amount..But..that bank says Rm10 a day..that's RM 300 a month...That means..The dude would have to friggin make 3K a month to implement that plan.....My comments..The average joe making 3k a month is rare....ARe The banks (*&^)*& CrazY ?!!?!...

...Yup..I have fulfilled the Blogger God's wishes....Cyas..=)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

.....tired..

Nah..I didn't go to the Fair again ..Why should I ? I've already seen teh girls....the AMD girls might be cute with the hairbands..but they aren't that pretty..Acer and Oki have the chicks man...Sony too..Anyways..I gots nothing to write about today...Other than I might now have another scar on my face....I just hope it isn't true >_<..Cyas all

Friday, December 01, 2006

The PC Fair cometh..

That's right..the PC Fair has come to KL....The time when every dude goes to check out the latest hardware..The time when businessmen go to get their high class overvalued laptops..The time when E-v-e-r-y sane man goes to look at the hot promoter girls and think " If one of them is my girlfriend...I'd die happy"......I went with my uncle to look for a laptop..And dayum if there weren't many Oo....Now that Asus has a leather cased laptop @ 8,888 and that sweet VX 1 Lamborghini at 12k or something....I looked around for Corsair XMSII Ram too..Now they have a new line called Dominator or something..I'm just dreaming though..My motherboard can't support speeds higher than 533 :( ...I went to the Logitech booth to check out the products..The prices listed..Well..I didn't bargain with them (I have no idea how..I get duped into donating stuff at shopping malls sometimes)..But I know someone who can supply me the same products with cheaper prices...I couldn't resist..so I also had a look at the new GFX cards....I did not drool..But I nearly cried at the price tags for the 8800 GTX.....I'd still need a complete makeover before I can use that card though....Anyways..next post..A recap of the girls..Nights